Lyndon B. Johnson

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"."

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Lyndon_B._Johnson

@FordLawnmower

@FordLawnmower: All the coal, oil, gas, and wood on Earth would only keep the Sun burning for a few days.

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The correct response to the Irish greeting

@FordLawnmower: The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "And the rest of the day to yourself."

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Sara B. Cooper

"You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time."

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Sara_B._Cooper

Philip G. Hamerton

"Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?"

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Philip_G._Hamerton